July 2, 2007

The Wheathercrumb lifestyle was known to blur the line between Saturdays and Sundays.  This became a problem for Lilly on the second Sunday in May, when the confusion resulted in her absence from church.  As you can so plainly see, I injured my leg and was in bed all weekend reading the good words of the Bible and contemplating the miracles of the local patron saint.  Well, we all missed you at yesterday's meeting, but I'm not sure the congregation will be willing to add an extra meeting this week just so you can make it up.  And although the injury looked real, some were thought to harbor suspicions.

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Written by Shane Atkinson & Daniel Needham. Illustration by Brant Moon