June 5, 2007

Collin!  Did you send a manuscript in to my publisher?  Ah yes!  Collin's famous book of famous quotes from famous people!  The field was wet, the lane was wet, and my mechanic had somehow fit his entire body into a small bottle of root beer.  I knew then what a challenge was laid before me.  Amelia Earheart.  A champion is someone who likes to take a nap whenever he feels like it.  Jack Dempsey.  I have no trouble with my enemies.  My delicious enemies.  Warren G. Harding.

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